Site in ‘recovery mode.’

Recently, InternationalObjects endured some pretty harsh attacks from hackers. I am in the process of rebuilding and touching up archives to work with new layouts. Because the graphics are gone, I’m ‘shopping’ for new layouts that don’t utilize them, at least for a start.

I hate to give one of those cliché 1998-geocities “this site under construction” messages, so I won’t. Consider this a warning and a helpful suggestion to any fellow bloggers out there: back up your websites’ databases, because you never know when you’re going to get hit. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

In the meantime, check out RudoReels.com for some Lucha Libre and international wrestling DVDs. That would be one of my other websites, which also got hit, so I have a lot on my plate as that is being rebuilt as well. RudoReels is accepting orders, though, regardless, so check it out.

Click ‘continued’ for a few samples of what RudoReels has to offer:
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John Cena, the Rock, CM Punk, & Triple H: The road to Survivor Series & Beyond

Let the speculation and fantasy-booking begin.

One night after Night of Champions, and we’re already speculating about Survivor Series. Well, I am, at least. The rest of the wrestling world is probably drooling over Hell in a Cell 2011 and how that will go down, however illogical a gimmick pay-per view may be.

Last night we saw John Cena capture his hundredth WWE Championship (or something like that) and Triple H pin CM Punk after a barrage of run-ins on both participants of the match. Peter Gabriel would be proud, as we saw a return of the sledgehammer, as Kevin Nash was laid out by Triple H. It’s sad that I have to stop and think who had something to do with wrestling most recently, Peter Gabriel or a sledgehammer, but I do assume Triple H utilized the weapon more recently than “Big Time” WrestleMania 22.

Anywho, back to business. I don’t see Alberto Del Rio in a Hell in a Cell match. It would make absolutely zero sense and he’d be out of his element. I really don’t know what they’re going to do with Cena, unless they go the tag match route, but that wouldn’t make much sense either. I just don’t logically see a WWE Championship Hell in a Cell match this year.

Triple H and CM Punk WILL however do battle in the massive cage, mark my words. The point of a cage is no escape, and protection from interference, which would make perfect sense for Punk & Triple H. “Awesome Truth” and Kevin Nash can’t interfere if the match takes place in the confines of a Hell in a Cell cage. Given the number of Hell in a Cell matches that have spilled outside of the cage, though, (I mean hell, it’s an annual feature in WWE video games) I think it defeats the purpose and we’d see interference anyway. As far as booking the match, goes, it would work, though. (more…)

ECW for Dummies, Volume 1: “Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert

Preface

I’d been planning for the longest time to give ECW a shot. I missed it the first time around, for many reasons. For one, I was a WCW fan and was glued to the TV thanks to a lot of their storylines. Feel free to laugh; looking back, some of those storylines weren’t so great. I understand why I liked them. I liked WCW, but that didn’t mean I was anti-ECW. I just didn’t see a need to seek out ‘more,’ because I was content with what I was seeing. Another reason was that I didn’t like the extreme realism presented in some matches. I was never a fan of hardcore wrestling.

Years have passed, and I have become the modern equivalent of a tape-trader. After getting ahold of the entire run of ECW’s Hardcore TV, I decided to give it a go. If you’re thinking of giving ECW a try, be on the lookout for more posts like this one. Or, if you’re a longtime fan, feel free to comment as I go through the years.

Eddie Gilbert (August 14, 1961 – February 18, 1995)

1993

“Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert

What may strike first-time viewers as odd is the realization that Paul Heyman was not present in ECW for most of 1993. In fact, ECW was lead by a completely different loud-mouthed heel: Eddie Gilbert.

Billed as being from ‘Every Girl’s Dream’ or ‘Every Woman’s Fantasy,’ Gilbert’s arrogant persona perfectly wove itself into the fabric of Eastern Championship Wrestling. Before the barbed wire and flaming tables, ECW was a family-friendly indy promotion. This wasn’t an overnight change, but it was a gradual progression as directions started to change. In early 1993, Eddie Gilbert served as one of the top heels in the company as well as the booker.

On the first episode of Hardcore TV, Gilbert is immediately thrust into a storyline with Terry Funk. The two would face off in the main event of Summer Sizzler, a supercard held at the ECW Arena on June 19, 1993. At first glance, viewers might write Gilbert off as ‘Jerry Lawler Lite,’ and Gilbert would probably take that as a compliment, being that Lawler was his idol. Gilbert’s pro-wrestling resume had included Mid-South, CWA, and Jim Crockett Promotions, and he learned how to be an old-school heel from the best in the business.

As great as Terry Funk is or was, the real star throughout this entire angle was Gilbert. Gilbert had a persona that had viewers shaking their heads in annoyance yet still wanting to see more. Coming out to Donna Summer’s “Hot Stuff,” Gilbert was victorious versus Funk in their Summer Sizzler “Texas Chain Massacre” match. This match was your standard strap match, but the strap was a chain, instead. Critics may have been annoyed that Gilbert won the high-profile match that he himself won, but what was great about it was that Funk was booked very strongly, and Gilbert won by underhanded tactics.

After this, Gilbert (along with manager Paul Heyman) would film skits in public places in Philadelphia, with Gilbert flaunting his newly-crowned title of “King of Philadelphia.” This to me was the highlight of 1993, and I noticed a change when Gilbert left. Apparently there was a falling out between Gilbert and owner Todd Gordon, and Paul Heyman took over as booker in September. Heyman was very rusty, at first, and it took him a while to find his rhythm, so to speak.

Gilbert would go on to work for Smoky Mountain Wrestling for the remaining months of his career, which would be cut short due to a heart attack. Gilbert died on February 18, 1995, in Puerto Rico; he was 33.

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Night of Champions 2011: CM Punk, Triple H, John Cena, Alberto Del Rio…Fresh?

"Are you ready?" -CM Punk with Triple H in 2006

I haven’t been following WWE that closely in recent weeks. I probably could have capitalized on the CM Punk craze by blogging about his classic-of-tomorrow feud with John Cena. However, life happens, and blogging did not happen, so there is some catching up to be done.

Even the most casual fans had to have heard about this red-hot feud. CM Punk wins the WWE Championship at Money in the Bank 2011 at the peak of the hottest feud of the year. He then ‘leaves’ with the title, leaving WWE belt-less. Cue McMahon. John Cena wins a new championship from tournament winner Rey Mysterio, in more of ‘the same’ nonsense. That same night, CM Punk returns, with new entrance music in tow. Somewhere along the way, Triple H returns to inform Mr. McMahon that he is reliving him of his duties, and that Helmsley would be the new acting COO. McHunter books Punk vs Cena at SummerSlam, Kevin Nash returns, and Alberto Del Rio cashes in. Punk is angry, but not at Del Rio; Punk doesn’t trust Triple H or old crony Nash, which brings us to today.

At Night of Champions, CM Punk faces Triple H. If Triple H loses, he steps down from his position. Now, for me, this is a little disappointing, as I think it gives away the ending of the match. Triple H wins after interference from Kevin Nash. At least we’d have an inkling of hope or chance that Triple H would lay down for CM Punk if that stipulation wasn’t present. That aside, this match-up is fresh. Triple H hasn’t wrestled since April, so it could be hit-or-miss.  Regardless, it’s a match that should generate a decent amount of buzz, despite Triple H’s bland rambling promo work. (more…)

All Star Wrestling autumn tour to come to Southport

Southport’s Floral Hall is getting ready to host the battle between transatlantic wrestlers and home-grown talent. This comes in the form of All Star Wrestling’s autumn tour that will come to the Floral Hall for the evening of Friday October 7th. Many competitors are getting ready for this event, including stars from the area, as well as some international contenders.

In 2013, All Star Wrestling is set to become the longest-running UK wrestling promotion ever. Fans have remained loyal over the years, putting aside all other activities like playing poker at OnlinePoker.com or watching football, when All Star Wrestling is on. This upcoming event is becoming greatly anticipated by both spectators and those who will be involved in the fights.

Heading the transatlantic group of competitors is Avalanche P. N. Neuz. His two-ton weight makes him a formidable opponent and one who will be watched closely by fans. He made his début in 1987 and has competed under various different names. In his first appearance in World Championship Wrestling, he went under the name PN News, as a rapper character. He would rap before each match and in this guise, he defeated Al Steele.

Supporting him will be Chad Collyer, known for appearing with Ring of Honor and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Also appearing with them will be impressive new star Adam Cole, who has been appearing in Ring of Honor since 2009.

Joining these wrestlers will also be Sam Adonis. This 6ft 2in star has competed in WWE action from October to June of this year in the USA. He is now part of the All Star Wrestling autumn tour and is relishing the experience.

As well as these sizeable greats, the tour also welcomes back Mark Sealey. At 3ft 6in tall, he is the smallest man in wrestling and has become known as Little Legs. London title holders James Mason and Xtreme Dean will be on hand to fly the flag for Britain.