Site in ‘recovery mode.’

Recently, InternationalObjects endured some pretty harsh attacks from hackers. I am in the process of rebuilding and touching up archives to work with new layouts. Because the graphics are gone, I’m ‘shopping’ for new layouts that don’t utilize them, at least for a start.

I hate to give one of those cliché 1998-geocities “this site under construction” messages, so I won’t. Consider this a warning and a helpful suggestion to any fellow bloggers out there: back up your websites’ databases, because you never know when you’re going to get hit. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

In the meantime, check out RudoReels.com for some Lucha Libre and international wrestling DVDs. That would be one of my other websites, which also got hit, so I have a lot on my plate as that is being rebuilt as well. RudoReels is accepting orders, though, regardless, so check it out.

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All Star Wrestling autumn tour to come to Southport

Southport’s Floral Hall is getting ready to host the battle between transatlantic wrestlers and home-grown talent. This comes in the form of All Star Wrestling’s autumn tour that will come to the Floral Hall for the evening of Friday October 7th. Many competitors are getting ready for this event, including stars from the area, as well as some international contenders.

In 2013, All Star Wrestling is set to become the longest-running UK wrestling promotion ever. Fans have remained loyal over the years, putting aside all other activities like playing poker at OnlinePoker.com or watching football, when All Star Wrestling is on. This upcoming event is becoming greatly anticipated by both spectators and those who will be involved in the fights.

Heading the transatlantic group of competitors is Avalanche P. N. Neuz. His two-ton weight makes him a formidable opponent and one who will be watched closely by fans. He made his début in 1987 and has competed under various different names. In his first appearance in World Championship Wrestling, he went under the name PN News, as a rapper character. He would rap before each match and in this guise, he defeated Al Steele.

Supporting him will be Chad Collyer, known for appearing with Ring of Honor and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. Also appearing with them will be impressive new star Adam Cole, who has been appearing in Ring of Honor since 2009.

Joining these wrestlers will also be Sam Adonis. This 6ft 2in star has competed in WWE action from October to June of this year in the USA. He is now part of the All Star Wrestling autumn tour and is relishing the experience.

As well as these sizeable greats, the tour also welcomes back Mark Sealey. At 3ft 6in tall, he is the smallest man in wrestling and has become known as Little Legs. London title holders James Mason and Xtreme Dean will be on hand to fly the flag for Britain.

John Cena, the Rock, CM Punk, & Triple H: The road to Survivor Series & Beyond

Let the speculation and fantasy-booking begin.

One night after Night of Champions, and we’re already speculating about Survivor Series. Well, I am, at least. The rest of the wrestling world is probably drooling over Hell in a Cell 2011 and how that will go down, however illogical a gimmick pay-per view may be.

Last night we saw John Cena capture his hundredth WWE Championship (or something like that) and Triple H pin CM Punk after a barrage of run-ins on both participants of the match. Peter Gabriel would be proud, as we saw a return of the sledgehammer, as Kevin Nash was laid out by Triple H. It’s sad that I have to stop and think who had something to do with wrestling most recently, Peter Gabriel or a sledgehammer, but I do assume Triple H utilized the weapon more recently than “Big Time” WrestleMania 22.

Anywho, back to business. I don’t see Alberto Del Rio in a Hell in a Cell match. It would make absolutely zero sense and he’d be out of his element. I really don’t know what they’re going to do with Cena, unless they go the tag match route, but that wouldn’t make much sense either. I just don’t logically see a WWE Championship Hell in a Cell match this year.

Triple H and CM Punk WILL however do battle in the massive cage, mark my words. The point of a cage is no escape, and protection from interference, which would make perfect sense for Punk & Triple H. “Awesome Truth” and Kevin Nash can’t interfere if the match takes place in the confines of a Hell in a Cell cage. Given the number of Hell in a Cell matches that have spilled outside of the cage, though, (I mean hell, it’s an annual feature in WWE video games) I think it defeats the purpose and we’d see interference anyway. As far as booking the match, goes, it would work, though. (more…)

ECW for Dummies, Volume 1: “Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert

Preface

I’d been planning for the longest time to give ECW a shot. I missed it the first time around, for many reasons. For one, I was a WCW fan and was glued to the TV thanks to a lot of their storylines. Feel free to laugh; looking back, some of those storylines weren’t so great. I understand why I liked them. I liked WCW, but that didn’t mean I was anti-ECW. I just didn’t see a need to seek out ‘more,’ because I was content with what I was seeing. Another reason was that I didn’t like the extreme realism presented in some matches. I was never a fan of hardcore wrestling.

Years have passed, and I have become the modern equivalent of a tape-trader. After getting ahold of the entire run of ECW’s Hardcore TV, I decided to give it a go. If you’re thinking of giving ECW a try, be on the lookout for more posts like this one. Or, if you’re a longtime fan, feel free to comment as I go through the years.

Eddie Gilbert (August 14, 1961 – February 18, 1995)

1993

“Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert

What may strike first-time viewers as odd is the realization that Paul Heyman was not present in ECW for most of 1993. In fact, ECW was lead by a completely different loud-mouthed heel: Eddie Gilbert.

Billed as being from ‘Every Girl’s Dream’ or ‘Every Woman’s Fantasy,’ Gilbert’s arrogant persona perfectly wove itself into the fabric of Eastern Championship Wrestling. Before the barbed wire and flaming tables, ECW was a family-friendly indy promotion. This wasn’t an overnight change, but it was a gradual progression as directions started to change. In early 1993, Eddie Gilbert served as one of the top heels in the company as well as the booker.

On the first episode of Hardcore TV, Gilbert is immediately thrust into a storyline with Terry Funk. The two would face off in the main event of Summer Sizzler, a supercard held at the ECW Arena on June 19, 1993. At first glance, viewers might write Gilbert off as ‘Jerry Lawler Lite,’ and Gilbert would probably take that as a compliment, being that Lawler was his idol. Gilbert’s pro-wrestling resume had included Mid-South, CWA, and Jim Crockett Promotions, and he learned how to be an old-school heel from the best in the business.

As great as Terry Funk is or was, the real star throughout this entire angle was Gilbert. Gilbert had a persona that had viewers shaking their heads in annoyance yet still wanting to see more. Coming out to Donna Summer’s “Hot Stuff,” Gilbert was victorious versus Funk in their Summer Sizzler “Texas Chain Massacre” match. This match was your standard strap match, but the strap was a chain, instead. Critics may have been annoyed that Gilbert won the high-profile match that he himself won, but what was great about it was that Funk was booked very strongly, and Gilbert won by underhanded tactics.

After this, Gilbert (along with manager Paul Heyman) would film skits in public places in Philadelphia, with Gilbert flaunting his newly-crowned title of “King of Philadelphia.” This to me was the highlight of 1993, and I noticed a change when Gilbert left. Apparently there was a falling out between Gilbert and owner Todd Gordon, and Paul Heyman took over as booker in September. Heyman was very rusty, at first, and it took him a while to find his rhythm, so to speak.

Gilbert would go on to work for Smoky Mountain Wrestling for the remaining months of his career, which would be cut short due to a heart attack. Gilbert died on February 18, 1995, in Puerto Rico; he was 33.

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Night of Champions 2011: CM Punk, Triple H, John Cena, Alberto Del Rio…Fresh?

"Are you ready?" -CM Punk with Triple H in 2006

I haven’t been following WWE that closely in recent weeks. I probably could have capitalized on the CM Punk craze by blogging about his classic-of-tomorrow feud with John Cena. However, life happens, and blogging did not happen, so there is some catching up to be done.

Even the most casual fans had to have heard about this red-hot feud. CM Punk wins the WWE Championship at Money in the Bank 2011 at the peak of the hottest feud of the year. He then ‘leaves’ with the title, leaving WWE belt-less. Cue McMahon. John Cena wins a new championship from tournament winner Rey Mysterio, in more of ‘the same’ nonsense. That same night, CM Punk returns, with new entrance music in tow. Somewhere along the way, Triple H returns to inform Mr. McMahon that he is reliving him of his duties, and that Helmsley would be the new acting COO. McHunter books Punk vs Cena at SummerSlam, Kevin Nash returns, and Alberto Del Rio cashes in. Punk is angry, but not at Del Rio; Punk doesn’t trust Triple H or old crony Nash, which brings us to today.

At Night of Champions, CM Punk faces Triple H. If Triple H loses, he steps down from his position. Now, for me, this is a little disappointing, as I think it gives away the ending of the match. Triple H wins after interference from Kevin Nash. At least we’d have an inkling of hope or chance that Triple H would lay down for CM Punk if that stipulation wasn’t present. That aside, this match-up is fresh. Triple H hasn’t wrestled since April, so it could be hit-or-miss.  Regardless, it’s a match that should generate a decent amount of buzz, despite Triple H’s bland rambling promo work. (more…)

TNA Knockouts the highlight of HardCORE Justice 2011

TNA's Brooke Tessmacher

With so much attention generally directed towards WWE these days, it’s only fair to take a look at TNA’s take on women’s wrestling: The Knockouts’ Division.

I haven’t really been following the Impact Wrestling broadcasts, for obvious reasons:  generally, puncturing both ear drums with an ice pick is a preferable activity by comparison. That being said, I didn’t have very high hopes of HardCORE Justice 2011. I’m not completely done with the show, as I’m watching Beer Money defend the TNA World Tag Team Championship against Mexican America. However, so far, the Knockouts have had some of the most entertaining–to me at least–matches of the night.

I’m not sure if this is speaking highly of the Knockouts or lowly of the male wrestlers, and I suppose that’s a matter of a glass half-full or half-empty. To give TNA the benefit of the doubt, I’ll go with half-full.

Earlier in the night, we saw Mexican America unsuccessfully challenge Tara and Misss Tessmacher for the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship. It was a solid match and Tessmacher really surprised me. Tessmacher countered a running powerslam into a small package. It was my first time seeing a Rosita match and my first time seeing a Miss Tessmacher match and they both made a great impression. It’s worth being noted Brooke Tessmacher was a member of “Extreme Expose” with Kelly Kelly in WWE. I don’t even remember her wrestling back then, yet she progressed to be miles ahead of Kelly in terms of talent.

TNA’s still playing the ‘sex sells’ card, naturally, and all four of these Knockouts deserve to be called knockouts in that sense, but it’s nice to see an emphasis on the in-ring action rather than emphasis on the knockouts getting INTO the ring.

The second Knockouts match of the night featured two former WWE ‘Divas’ facing off for the TNA Knockouts’ Championship. Katie Lea Burchill, now billed as ‘Winter,’ took on Mickie James. Now, there’s a lot I don’t like and have never liked about Mickie James. Her entrance music is one thing, and her clumsiness in the ring is reminiscent of John Cena. There’s just something ‘off’ about how she executes most of her strikes.I’d never noticed anything special about Burchill, quite possibly because WWE never allowed her to do much.

While it wasn’t an amazing match, it still blew WWE’s Divas matches out of the water, easily. It felt like a pay-per-view match with actual thought put into it. Burchill worked on Mickie’s back as she bent her over her knee, and it’s the type of planning that you rarely see in womens’ wrestling in the United States. The match ended with Mickie James getting Great Muta’d in the face by Winter. James then writhes in pain as it burns her (supposedly). If it was in Winter’s mouth, how is it burning her? Well, it’s TNA. Baby steps, I suppose.

One great move TNA DID make, however, is constructing the Mexican America stable. Rosita & Sarita accompanied Hernandez & Anarquia to the ring for their title shot against Beer Money, and it reminded me of another missed opportunity for WWE. WWE never uses its Divas in stables. If they do, it is at the expense of their in-ring careers, because WWE’s writers ‘don’t know how’ to write angles for stables with female in-ring competitors. TNA is doing a great thing with Mexican America, because Rosita and Sarita are getting additional exposure by being associated with them in major angles with Beer Money.

WWE could benefit from a similar situation, but unless someone clues the McMahons in on the need for improvement, things will never change. TNA, however, is finally returning to two of their strong points: the X-Division and the Knockouts. For that, I applaud them.

Kelly Kelly vs Beth Phoenix: A look at WWE’s Divas division

Kelly could have learned a thing or two from Roddy Piper, one of--if not THE--greatest talker in the history of the wrestling business.

These days, it seems that women’s wrestling has really fallen by the wayside. Gone are the days of Trish or Sable, who were arguably just as big special attractions to the WWF as a lot of the guys. Sure, they were eye-candy, but they could kick some butt in the ring. Well, Stratus could, and Sable was booked AS IF she could, but that’s another story. Always-solid performers Mickie James and Victoria have parted ways and headed south to TNA, leaving WWE with very few ‘wrestlers’ in the Diva division.

Fortunately, there’s hope; light at the end of the tunnel in the form of Beth Phoenix and Natalya Neidhart. One of WWE’s biggest mistakes for the women’s division was to get rid of the actual WWE Women’s Championship in favor of a new WWE Divas Championship. Originally having two womens’ divisions, they decided to merge than and unify the titles. It’s disappointing to see women’s wrestling represented by that. It’s very tacky, and in my eyes it’s even worse than the ‘Spinner Belt.’ However, I have to keep reminding myself that it’s a merchandising ploy, good for business, and at the end of the day, ‘it’s just wrestling.’

What would be good for business is a greater emphasis on quality wrestling, however. Good, compelling writing and characters are just as much a draw to fans as visual appeal. It’s the same logic applicable to male wrestlers. A wrestler doesn’t have to be jacked to sell tickets. A ‘Diva’ doesn’t have to be a one-hundred-pound blonde bombshell to be a success, either.

It's clear that sexuality is a powerful marketing detail here, too, but at least Beth can back it up in-ring and on the mic.

I’m not knocking Kelly Kelly, as she’s improved so much since her ‘Extreme Exposé’ days. It’s clear, though, that she’s no Trish Stratus, and she’s not even a Sable. I wouldn’t dare compare her to Sunny, either. Sunny may not have been a wrestler, but she could TALK. I can’t say the same for Kelly Kelly, though. Everyone defends Kelly Kelly by saying she’s ‘improved so much,’ and I will too, because it’s the best I can come up with to play devil’s advocate here. But does improvement matter all that much when you go from horrible to less-horrible? In the realm of bikini-models-turned-wrestlers, though, she’s good for what she is and is relatively over. It’s pretty clear to me, though, that Sunday marks the end of her run as Divas Champion.

On to Beth Phoenix. Beth turned heel on Kelly after winning a #1 Contender’s Battle Royal on Raw. Kelly hugged Phoenix, which made very little sense. Phoenix clubbed her like the She-Bear she is and told her her days as the ‘perky Barbie champion are over,’ or something like that. Basically, the ‘model’ is getting her butt handed to her by a powerhouse female wrestler. Finally.

TNA is currently running a similar angle which has Knockouts ODB & Jackie as the tough-as-nails wrestling components versus the eye-candy team of Tracy and Velvet Sky. For a while, TNA’s best thing going was their women’s division, but they fell into the ‘sex-sells’ habit as well. Hopefully this marks the beginning of a departure from that, and hopefully WWE will be on a similar course.

Not only do I predict that Beth Phoenix will win at SummerSlam, but I see her holding the title for a while as part of a monster push. WrestleMania will be potentially ‘wrestler-heavy’ this year (finally) and we may finally get to see one of my WrestleMania dream matches: Natalya versus Beth Phoenix. Yes, I said ‘dream match.’ My theory is that Beth is the quick replacement for Kharma, who had to leave due her pregnancy. Whether she will return or not only she knows, but I think that they may use some ideas meant for her in Phoenix’s title run.

If wrestling ‘matters’ and no one watches, does it still matter?

TNA's Jeremy Borash

Cue the Eric Bischoff theme… “I’m Back!”

Wait, wrong company. But FINALLY, I’ve come back to… wait, wrong company again.

Anyway, I gave TNA yet another chance recently. Or should I say ‘Impact Wrestling.’ This dastardly deed came about after an exchange between myself and TNA’s Jeremy Borash. I insulted TNA, and he responded jokingly, so I felt bad and appreciated him taking the time to respond to a critic, which should probably be a no-no in the pro-wrestling realm of the internet.

You couldn’t pay me to. RT @: About to watch @ Who’s watching?
@LIBERT4D

@ really? Ease up homeslice. How about a pint and a curry instead?
@JeremyBorash

@ I want to like it, I really do. They need just as much change as WWE does, to be fair. They should try a borash/taz combo
@LIBERT4D

@ last nights show was very good. Check out the replay
@JeremyBorash

 

So I told him I would give it a chance, because, to be fair, I hadn’t seen it in a while. I wasn’t exaggerating when I said it was painful to watch. If WWE could come full circle to convert me once again, though, why not TNA?

It turns out I came up with just as many things that I liked about the show as I did things that I didn’t like. In the optimistic sense, that’s quite an improvement.

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