
Young lion Mick Foley takes on grizzled veteran Ric Flair..... I kid; it was actually pretty awesome.
Well, at least it was live on Thursday night. I’m not sure if you can consider it live if you wait until the next night to watch it.
1:00: Dixie Carter’s notes on running a wrestling promotion: Handguns trump 2x4s covered in nails. Remember to hire better security or police.
1:05: More from Dixie: Remember to pick up bread, milk, and research local acting schools.
2:35: Abyss stands somewhat in the crowd (he’s kind of wandering around, goes to show how ‘packed’ it is) rambling about ‘them.’ Must be boring for the fans who can’t hear him, since he’s not miked, and even worse for those who can.
4:00: “Bob” makes his Impact debut, Murphy and Gunner run down for a staredown against Bob and Janice. Bischoff joins, and apparently he’s more effective than bullets, as Abyss lets Carter go. This isn’t even the slightest bit entertaining or amusing.
7:00 skipping forward, Grumpy Old Men and Pope are in the ring. Calls Bischoff a “no good son-of-a-Bischoff.” Nice. (more…)

