My thoughts on current wrestling: TNA, No Surrender, storylines, Kevin Nash vs the world

In yesterday’s article, I said WWE programming was on an upswing. Today’s article explains why TNA is on its own upswing. A slow, but steady upswing. Call it ‘Thomas the Wrestling Promotion.’

Styles saw Dreamer drivin' 'round town with a girl he loves, and was like, "fork you."

No Surrender:
First off, No Surrender 2010 was a pretty good pay-per-view. Spoiler alert: here’s a breakdown of the results and my thoughts on each:

  1. Motor City Machine Guns def. Generation Me, Tag Team Championship
    Originally this match was supposed to be the Guns versus London Brawling, but they were pulled out due to ‘personal reasons.’ Generation Me subbed in for what would easily be the match of the night, and turned heel afterwards. Max and Jeremy are currently in a program with the Guns, so I wonder if this was the plan from the start?
  2. Douglas Williams def. Sabu, X Division Championship
    I was looking forward to this match mostly due to the contrast in styles. Williams retains in a decent match and Sabu can STILL GO. I hope he’s careful and planning to retire soon, though, as I doubt his body can take many more years of his high-risk style.
  3. Velvet Sky def. Madison Rayne
    It seems a bit odd to have a Knockouts match on pay-per-view without the title being involved, but given that they have the highest rated angle going on, why not?
  4. Abyss def. Rhino, Falls Count Anywhere match
    I didn’t pay much attention to this match as I didn’t have a very high interest level in it, but I did catch the part where they were fighting under the stage and Rhino was thrown through a ‘perforated’ wall in the base of the stage. I wasn’t a fan.
  5. Jarrett/Samoa Joe def Sting/Nash
    I’m not a big fan of this angle, though I am vaguely intrigued as far as where they plan to take this. As much as I hate making this comparison, it unfortunately reeks of 2000 WCW ‘worked-shoot’ Russo segments. I guess I don’t like it as much this time around since I’ve become an ‘internet fan,’ so I’m immune to the edginess of that type of angle.
  6. AJ Styles def Tommy Dreamer, I Quit match.
    Not too many comments on this one. Physically, AJ Styles is the Shawn Michaels of TNA, and can work a good match with anyone. A good way to get heel heat is to stick a fork in someone’s eye. The 2010 equivalent to breaking Dusty Rhodes’ arm after a parking lot ambush. The lovable, blue-collar fat guy gets beaten down by the Horsemen. I suppose it’s a sad time when the Dusty Rhodes of your era is Tommy Dreamer.
    Sidenote: AJ’s TV Title was not on the line, does this mean it’s literally just a title for television broadcasts?
  7. Kurt Angle vs Jeff Hardy went to a no contest, World Championship tournament semi-final match.
    Great match despite Jeff Hardy botching his spots and Angle attempting spots when he doesn’t need to do moonsaults to be over. Extending the time limit only to extend it a second time defies the logic of just having the match go on until there’s a winner, but it reminds me too that sometimes we shouldn’t ‘over think’ and be so critical. It was well-planned, well-executed, and it went over well with the crowd.
  8. Mr Anderson def. D’Angelo Dinero, World Championship tournament semi-final match.
    Great match with a win-win scenario, as either will make a great world champion if and when that day comes. Anderson’s post-match banter was very entertaining too. Anderson posed in all four corners, and dare I say it was reminiscent of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s post-match celebrations. (more…)

TNA Hardcore Justice: one more stand, again

ECW: The promotion that just won't die.

The internet is buzzing with TNA’s latest plan: another ECW tribute show. The angle has been brewing for weeks now, starting with Tommy Dreamer appearing in the crowd at the Impact Zone, and returning with ECW alumni at his side. Most recently, the “ECW Originals” jumped the railing and began a brawl against the TNA roster. That broadcast of Impact ended with Dixie Carter telling the roster, “Stop! I invited them.”

The next broadcast ended with an ‘explanation’ segment and Dreamer requesting to have one last shot for the ECW cronies to shine. Carter agreed, under one condition: Dreamer has full control. No TNA, just ECW.

The problem with something like this buzzing through the internet is the tendency of internet wrestling fans to over-analyze and criticize every little thing. Now, to be fair, putting your hard-working roster completely on-hold to have one last grasp on the glory days of a long-defunct promotion isn’t great business.

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WWE Bash 2009 Results

Still champ after the Bash: CM Punk

Here’s a quick rundown of the results of tonight’s Bash pay-per-view event.

World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy

Jeff Hardy wins by disqualification, Punk retains title.

WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Triple H

Orton wins first fall by disqualification, Triple H quickly wins second fall with a ton of chair shots and a pedigree.  Orton wins third fall and retains championship after interference by Legacy. (more…)

Dreamer Rules at Extreme Rules, CM Punk Cashes in


Jeff Hardy retained his title...

Judgment Day 2009: 2/7: .286
All-Time: 13/24: 0.542

Well, I was somewhat correct in my predictions for the title changes, but they still didn’t turn out the way I expected.  If you are looking for unpredictability in modern wrestling, WWE has been delivering quite well lately—unless it’s a John Cena match.  Extreme Rules featured four title switches and some surprise moments.

I’m not going to go into too much depth on these matches as I have not yet gotten a chance to watch the pay-per-view, but here are some rough results compared with my picks.

CM Punk def Umaga (Samoan strap match)
My pick:  Umaga
Extreme Rules 2009: 0/1: .000
All-Time: 13/25: 0.520

John Cena def Big Show (submission match)
My pick:  John Cena
Extreme Rules 2009: 1/2: .500
All-Time: 14/26: 0.538

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Six WWE Releases; Health Status Of Killer Kowalski & Bobby Heenan

According to WWE.com, six WWE talent were released today.

One talent released is Stevie Richards, an “ECW Original” who has been reduced to a jobber status on the ECW brand and hasn’t been given any important angles.  It’s not a complete surprise that he was released, but it’s unfortunate that the only names linked to ECW whom are still present are Tommy Dreamer and Tazz.

Two of the other stars released are The Highlanders.  This is not really surprising, as WWE has not efficiently booked a tag team division worth caring about in a few years.  Since Robbie McAllister was seen on TNA’s Impact! show in the audience, it’s also not surprising that he has been released, given how angry Vince McMahon was about that situation (he was given WrestleMania weekend “off,” which was the equivalent to a $5,000 paycheck.)

Smackdown diva Cherry was released and this isn’t a big surprise given how big the Diva division already is, and how little she has really been used.

WWE Referee Wes Adams was also released.  Again, this is not a surprise, as WWE has been downsizing their roster and has already let go Nick Patrick.  It is apparent that they are trying to trim down any unnecessary spots.  They may have had more referees than they really needed.

Wrestling legend Killer Kowalski recently suffered a severe heart attack and is in serious condition.  The 81-year-old Canadian wrestling legend is a former WWWF Tag Team Champion (with Big John Studd) and trained future WWE star Triple H.

Another legend, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, is said to be in poor condition these days as well.  Heenan has had reconstructive jaw surgeries in the recuperation process of beating throat cancer.  After being slowly brought out of a medically induced coma, he is having difficulty recognizing the people around him.  One source claims that Heenan’s health is deteriorating and he may not last a month.  Hopefully that source is an exaggerated rumor.

This article was previously published on BleacherReport.com.